"Pretty Dog" is a short scene in which the narrator describes a dog who is walking down a street in her "pretty way" . The narrator tells us that the dog's name is Pretty Dog, and that she's wearing a dress with a "pd" on it . He tells the dog to go out and be "pretty" , and the dog agrees. He also tells the narrator that he's going to take a test next week to see if he has "recovered" from his trip to the moon. He's bummed that he hasn't been able to do his mission, but he thanks the narrator for being the last person he'd run away from the test if he could. He asks the narrator if he can borrow some money to buy groceries on the way back from the grocery store, but the narrator doesn't know what to say.