If you're a doctor, you've got a pretty good idea of what's going on in the world of Chinese medicine. You boil a bunch of stuff to make sure it's all right, and then you boil some stuff to get rid of unwanted affection. The guy's a "self-centered shifty character" , and he's got a "incessant lust for attention" . He's "a freak of nature" and a "middle lovable deviant." He'll need hoof of a horse to get some of the stuff he needs. He figures he'll get the first "hit in" with a woman, so he decides to get the "first hit in" by getting her to give him some of her own hoof. He says that women are like animals, and that's why they're so attracted to each other. He wants to be able to "make condensed milk," which is a fancy term for raw milk. But he doesn't know how to do that, because he'd have to make a lot of other stuff to do it.