The narrator wakes up in the middle of the night to find a purple-haired woman in his hotel room. He's not sure who it is, but he's sure that it's his sister, who has just returned from a visit to his parents' house. The narrator is all, "Gee, I wonder if you've slept for the last day?" . He goes on to say that the purple hair must be his sister's, and that she's been dyeing her hair purple for a while now. He also says that his sister has been on the phone all day, but that's fine, because she doesn't need to be on her phone all the time. But the narrator isn't satisfied. He wants to know why there's a purple hair in his room, and why his sister hasn't come to visit him yet. He says that he has cheated on her, and he blames her for being the first person to judge him to be "disgusting" . After all this time, he finally knows who he is. He asks if