The next morning, Shmoop is surprised to learn that the girl is still in love with him. He's also surprised to find out that he's not the only one who's been in love lately. He also learns that the other girls in his class have been having sex with him, too, and that he has a crush on one of them, a girl named Sobasshi. Shmiliar says he'll try to find a way to get the girl to marry him, but Shmear doesn't think he can do it. He thinks he'd have to go back to school to get a job as a teacher.