The narrator tells us that he's out shopping with his dog, who is named "doggo" . He's got a special gift for the dog: a special sniffing device that he uses to sniff out people's cell phone numbers. The narrator says he'll use this device to track down a woman named "young lady poodle" who passed by on her way to meet a guy named "Spicy Hot Pot" , who's also on his way to "meet" the poodle lady. Apparently, the hot pot guy was about to meet the young lady poodle when he was stopped by a guy who was practicing a boxing move. The poodle lady was waiting at the hot-pot guy's place to meet him, but the guy was too busy with his boxing move to pay attention to her. So, the narrator says, she'll have to go to the hospital to find out what's going on. The dog goes on to say that the "spicy hot pot" guy is a liar, and that he needs to "study hard" because "there's no such thing