"Florp as expected," the narrator tells us, "money is the best thing when you want a human to move" . And that's exactly what we're about to find out. It turns out that the dog's new owner isn't the one who stole the puppy's money. It's the guardian, who's come to take care of the dog. The dog is all, "I hate humans, what happened?" and "Where is the money?" . The guardian tells the dog to go find the old man, but the dog can't figure out who took the money. The old man is gone, and the dog is left to wonder what it's like to be a human. She wants to be loved, but she doesn't know why.
"Florp as expected," the narrator tells us, "money is the best thing when you want a human to move" . And that's exactly what we're about to find out. It turns out that the dog's new owner isn't the one who stole the puppy's money. It's the guardian, who's come to take care of the dog. The dog is all, "I hate humans, what happened?" and "Where is the money?" . The guardian tells the dog to go find the old man, but the dog can't figure out who took the money. The old man is gone, and the dog is left to wonder what it's like to be a human. She wants to be loved, but she doesn't know why.