The narrator tells us that he's already lost a lot of weight since he first saw his father's corpse at the funeral of his grandfather. He's also worried that his mom is going to try to seduce him. He tells his father to prepare a room for her and her husband. He also tells his dad that he hired a private detective to find out what's going on with his dad. The old man doesn't even speak to him. The narrator says he'll crush his dad and make him his slave. He adds that his mother is a former model. Two years ago, she was kidnapped by a crazy pervert who ditched her because he didn't want to be associated with damaged goods. The girl is still hot, though. She's just trying to get a job as a model.