"What a coincidence" , the narrator tells us. He's a student at a school called "Sunshine High School" and he's also a deskmate of a student named "Yiayu Su" . He tells us that he came to the school on purpose, to make sure that "you're following" him, because he already knew that you were "following" him. He doesn't want to be seen as a bad influence, so he just wants to be in the right place at the right time. The narrator says that she's an "energetic girl" who has a "positive attitude," but that she still has some bad luck. For example, she says, today the canteen had her favorite "sweet and sour ribs," and she was so excited that she and "yiyu" lined up to eat them. The auntie, who's kind and kind-hearted, tells her not to touch the food, but to take a deep breath. She tells her to "bend down" and eat the ribs, but she also warns her to not "swish" or "swoo" or anything like that. She says she'll give her a "damn" of celery, and she tells the auntie to "throw damn celery" because she hates celery so much. She also tells the