"My First Love" opens with a soliloquy by the Governess, in which she tells us that her first love is age, and that she'd like to know him better. She tells us to chill out, take a bath, and enjoy the fresh air. She says that she doesn't mind being bossed around because she's so stupid. The Governess then tells us about her cat, which she hasn't seen in a while, and about how she suddenly got a free night and wants to ask her out. She's not sure what to say to him, though, because she has no idea how to get him to agree to a date. She also says that the only thing she can think of to say is that he's too busy working to be alone with her.