"It's Because Chris Wants To Get With The Guy Who I Called Diggory On First" The narrator tells us that the reason he's so upset is because he wants to get back at Diggory for calling him "Dibs" on the first day of their meeting. He's worried that she's going to find someone else to fall in love with, and he doesn't want to be the one to do it. He tells Diggory to shut up and not act so flustered. Diggory is all, "I've just touched her, and I'm not going to let her do this to anyone else." Diggory grabs him and pulls him away from her. He says, "You're just making me annoyed" , and Diggory tells him to stop acting like a jerk. He reminds Diggory that he was harassed by a woman the day before, and she left him. He blames her for everything, and says he'll come back later to pick up Diggory.