Okay, Shmoopers, we've got your back. We're going to find out who stole your account, and then we'll figure out what's going on with your brother. But first, we need to figure out who's been stealing your account. Shmoops is all, "Whoa, who the hell is stealing my account?" . He's got a problem: he can't figure out how to get out of the dungeon, even though he's successfully teleported out of it. He also has a problem with the perception modules, which are supposed to be able to tell you where you're at in the game, but they're not able to distinguish between normal and pain-related pain. He has to force logout, which he does. He remembers the stone giant, which is the fourth guardian in the ruin, and he remembers how it used to attack