"How to make a like you honest" is the title of this chapter's dialogue. It's about how to make an honest person act like he's a real person. In other words, how to act like you're not a fake. This is the first time we've heard the phrase "honest" used in this chapter, and it's important to note that this is not a joke. The narrator says that the narrator is busy writing a love story about a guy who's been hanging out with a bunch of other guys. He's also a famous author, and he'll be hanging out at the top of the "Constellation summit" , which is the highest point in the world. The guy is staring at the door, and the narrator says, "What's wrong? You're looking for me, let him go" . Translation: "I'm not looking for you, I'm looking for someone else." The narrator doesn't know what's going on, but he does know that the guy in the mirror is looking for him, and that's why the guy's staring at him. He also says that he has never seen anyone like this before, and this is a big deal, because it means that he hasn't seen anything like it in 100 years. He says that if he can't get rid of the guy, then he has to wait another hundred years to catch him, because the guy from 100 years ago was the guy who ran away from him. This guy is the same guy that ran away 300 years ago, and now the guy is looking at him like, "Hey, where are you?" . He asks the guy to grab him by the neck, and then slap him, so that he won't be able to run away again. The man says,